| 1. | Ukrainian Camel | ||
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A classic German sexual position. when described it must be: "woman, with apple in mouth balances on one leg with arm and leg outstreched and body parallel to ground, man, with arm raped under his knee, holding his noes, patting his own buttock, with foot on womans back, ramming her tight ass." variations may include a riding crop, branding iron, leather chaps, and a pear. Hey guys i met this great girl, but she is alergic to apples so we can't have a Ukrainian Camel!
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| 2. | donkey knuckles | ||
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Male version of camel toe Dude, his pants are so tight he has some gnarley donkey knuckles. He must be German.
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| 3. | besmirkvehogan | ||
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Singular form of Besmirkvehogans
i.e. Originally a mistaken word in a game of simpsons scrabble, now known as the official snack food of Port 2007 "Year of the Bear Suit" Can be used either as a food type, an insult, a legitimate word in scrabble, and as a disinfectant Additionally, sounds like a type of german sausage, perhaps one made of meaty ice cream. Not a real product, or thing, but we like to think it exists Besmirkvehogans, I vant vun!
Pass the Besmirkvehogans, I have to go no. 3. I have hump like a camel, besmirkvehogan Besmirkvehogan! |
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| 4. | Snoopy | ||
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Snoopy is a beagle dog that cartoonist Charles Schwartz features in the most popular comic strip in the world, "Peanuts". Snoopy has also been featured in movies, songs, etc. and is now an American icon. His independent nature has also made him a symbol of the "free spirit" attitude as well as what is good about America and its culture. 1. I've seen "Peanuts" strips in several languages like German, French, Arabic, Russian, Japanese, Greek and many more.
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2. In college I saw a collection of items used in Roman Catholic parishes thruout the world. One item of note was a hymnal smuggled from communist China, where religious practices of any kind generally aren't allowed. Each page had Chinese musical notation and the lyrics to a song (of course, I couldn't read the words!). At the bottom of each hymn page was a sketched drawing of Snoopy. He was always looking sad, sitting on a swing and crying, or looking out a window, or in some other sad or melancholy state. No doubt this was a relection of the total lack of liberties and freedoms in China today. In this case Snoopy represents joy, cheer, happiness and freedom, an... |
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| 5. | Saddam Hussein | ||
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He is the former dictator and oppressor of Iraq. For twenty years he tortured and murdered people all over Iran and Iraq. Until the late 1980's he was seen as the lesser of two evils by the US compared to Iran. Then he tried to bite the hand that fed him. He got stomped. Twelve years later he got stomped again hiding and developing illegal weapons, the bad treatment of his people, being a general skid mark and dissing W (you don't diss W, he comes from Texas, they invented death and asskicking).
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The French sided with him against the US, Britons, Aussies etc because He was the number one supplier of oil to France (it's all about the oil with those frogs). He sold oil to the French at really low prices in the oil for food program, however no food ever showed up, just cash for Saddam. Note: The French are the only nation to have their asses kicked by Algeria. Other Europeans were against us because they were bullied by France and Germany with the threat of not being allowed into NATO. Democrats just hate W and will do or say anything, no matter how dumb. The Germans have had their asses kicked enough that not even the grand children of the once great German war machine are willing to fight for anything. Nevertheless, no matter what those parties say W still sent in the boys to Ike |
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| 6. | nietzsche | ||
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A German philosopher of the late nineteenth century. Fredrick Nietszche began his academic career in philology, the study of languages and linguistic systems. He became an admirer of Wagner, with whom he later fell out. Following the publication of 'The Geneology of Morals', his main concern was to reaffirm life in 'the twilight of the idols'.
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His phrase 'god is dead, we are all his murderers' was not an attack against religion as such, but against nihilism which believed in nothing on the one hand, and on the churches and christians who had sapped the true value and meaning out of life and religion on the other. Thus he claimed the churches were 'sepulchres', and the nihilists he urged to 'keep holy your highest hope'. That hope he grounded in the act of creation, and affirmed in the idea of 'eternal recurrence' - the ultimate affirmation of life. These ideas are best outlined in 'Thus Spoke Zarathustra', in particular the sections 'The Tree on the Mountainside' and 'On the Three Metamorphoses'. In this last section he outlines how the human soul begins as 'a camel' wieghted down by loyalty to the old gods, then he must become a 'lion' and denounce them before becoming 'a child' who creates a new value and new meaning for his life. Nietzsche owed much to Eastern, particularly Buddhist metaphysics, as well, I suspect, as being influenced by William Blake and Wagner. His is the same kind of reaffirming existential mission. His influence on the 20th C. existential... |
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| 7. | knorz | ||
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"knorz" is a german slang term for really ugly bad hash.
(the one with the white dots in it and the taste of rubber with coal and camel shit) no example. just knorz. xD
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