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Also known as "jerk", a gerk is used when someone who is texting has the spelling capacity of a 4 year old. It however, is pronounced just as it is spelled with a grrr. Gerk now replaces the word jerk in everyday conversations.
Text: "You are a gerk."
Reply: "What the hell does that m...oh. He can't spell."

Don't mind Josh, he's just being a gerk.
by amandapants September 16, 2009
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Gerk is geek + nerd. Nerd has a lot of meanings but its mainly when your really smart. And geek is usally when your into geeky things like Star Wars, video games, ect.
Wow! She/he gets straight A's and is a huge Star Wars fan, she/he is a gerk.
by GerkGirl88 December 01, 2013
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1. Another name for penis
2. An extremely cool personguy :D
Gerk = teh pwn
by Ecks Dee February 02, 2004
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him: she is a jerk!
her: only guys can be jerks!
him: fine, then she is a GERK!
by scubuh April 14, 2010
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Gerk-Somone beyond the mixture of a geek, nerd, and dork.

Mechanically Inclined.
Accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
Gerk would understand this joke, and what the workd UNIX means.

•A Unix joke.
"There was a party where all math functions were having a good time. But, standing alone by the corner, there was e^x and he was not having the same good time. Then ∂x and ∫ came to him, and asked him to integrate himself to the party: -C'mon dude, integrate with us. And e^x said: -It makes no sense, It would make no difference.

•if f(x)=e^x, ∫f(x)∂x then the result is f(x)=e^x.
by chuch305 February 24, 2011
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A combination of the words Dork, Nerd, and Geek.
Dude, your such a gerk. You have an A+ in every class, and you are a spammer.
by Jammi November 30, 2007
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A geek who acts like a jerk.
That tech service guy was such a gerk!
by charlestlee December 16, 2008
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