germophile

Somebody that always does disgusting things, such as eating things off the ground.

Person 1: Dammit! I dropped my sandwich on the ground!
Person 2: I'll eat it.
Person 1: You're such a germophile!

germophile by Snake Man August 12, 2012

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geriophile

The obsession, or adoration of elderly adults over the age of 70. Particularly by teenage females.

"Oh my gawd, Debbie, your Granny is like, so totally cute!"

"My cousin thinks all old people are adorable, she is such a geriophile."

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A person who loves germs. Opposite of germaphobe.

"Oh no! Your baby is eating dirt!"
"Don't worry, I am a germophile. We believe the more diverse your gut flora, the better."

germophile by Sepia August 1, 2019

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"I'm fucking this 80yr old woman"
"You sick Geriphile!"

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One who has a great appreciation (and often, anal relations, pisser-to-pooper) for the elderly form.

"You know Mark, I had a great time raiding your grandma the other night"
"Hush your mouth dude, you're such a geriaphile"

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Opposite of paedophile. A young person who finds the elderly sexually attractive.

Andrea fancies my grandad - what a gerophile.

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A jailbait teen who plunders nursery homes looking for withered man-flesh.

Gella went to Rockdale and got herself an 87 year old man-toy. She is such a geriaphile.

Geriaphile by gella222 April 23, 2009

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