Garfeldi 

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan

Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.

Garfeldi by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021

Gerde 

The coolest substitute teacher on earth! He tells many "real" stories of his life to his students. He is now working on an autobiography of his life!

I want Mr. Gerde as our sub!

Gerde power!

That story was definitely from Gerde!

Gerde by gerdebirdy November 1, 2013

Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.

Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.

Gerber balls by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011

Garfeldi 

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-

Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi

Garfeldi by Zeymatis October 19, 2021

geefers

the act of using rhetorical devices while underlying the purposes of poop museums. This in context will exemplify all international studentes who do not understand the urban telephones. the cosmotology of geefers is related to the physical aspects of ronald regan. One may realize that geefers can be frozen for a better taste. its not what you want but what you earn!

Hairy men eat fried salsa with geefers on their mind.

geefers by creamery July 28, 2007

Geremias 

Geremias is the most kind person you will ever meet. He is athletic and funny,he gets all the ladies.

I want to be like geremias

Geremias by Iiiiiiigggggg March 17, 2019

Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.

Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.

Gerber Fuck by willvery March 3, 2017