Gerde 

The coolest substitute teacher on earth! He tells many "real" stories of his life to his students. He is now working on an autobiography of his life!

I want Mr. Gerde as our sub!

Gerde power!

That story was definitely from Gerde!

Gerde by gerdebirdy November 1, 2013

Gurdle 

A wet Pussy fart 💨 🥴

*in British accent* “Hey boatee can I smell your mums gurdle”

Gurdle by Gibby Sanders May 25, 2019

Gerde 

A substitute teacher who can summon the whole univerise into the tip of his pencil while taking tiny sips from his coffee

Absolute zero is very powerful. If we were to make the tip of this pencil have absolute zero the whole universe may be sucked in, gerde said.

Gerde by William Taylor December 14, 2008

Gerflekteflugen 

A form of farewell; literally means goodbye.

Used primarily online.

Talk to you soon, gerflekteflugen!

Gerflekteflugen by Jax October 28, 2004

Gerdberk 

A gerd (geek and nerd hybrid) who is also a berk. Has a nice ring to it!

You are such a gerdberk!

Gerdberk by HE1 February 3, 2010

Gerde 

The substitute who you never know if he will tend to your class. Has a styrofoam cup filled with who knows what. Likes telling stories with absolutely no relation to class. These include stories about: his cats, salt, his cats, his cats, and other things. He has a sac on his neck. I assume its filled with stories or mabye it opens up and unleashes a fiery inferno when he is mad.

Calvin walks into class, "oh... my... GERDE!!!"

Gerde by Thatguydodo June 2, 2019

girdle of gunts 

A group of more than one girl sporting
a gunt.

I saw a gaggle of geese fly overhead just before I went in the dive bar and saw a girdle of gunts.

girdle of gunts by M January 18, 2004