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16. gerber
1. An old man or woman that takes shits any time in underwear in public places.

2. An old fart

3. A doofus, or retarded
The gerber at El Pollo Loco shitted his pants and it made the whole place stink and people evacuated.

Jeremy can be such a gerber sometimes.
1. gerber
To consume all of the weed in sight. More generally, to steal.
Man, Gerber gerbered my last joint.
2. Gerber
Something so simple that it's for babies, just like Gerber baby food.
That test was freakin' Gerber!
3. gerber
def 1.)
A name started by Hersey kids from mt prospect. was first used to describe the lil buddy named pete, whose face looked somewhat similair to the picture of the baby on the gerber baby food bottles.
def 2.)
has since evolved to describe anything shitty, puny, fatty, or babyish. not good.
ex. 1)
#1- Yo damn gerber! u smoked that whole blunt man?
PETE- thats nuthin man, im the fukin gerbilius montilius.

ex. 2)
- Yo man, look at that little gerber cat. its so fat and ugly!
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4. Gerber
1) To be easy

Syn= baby food, piece of cake
*francisco= yo cuddy how was that chemistry test.
*miguel= that shit was gerber
*francisco= oh aii man is it really gerber or semi gerber
*miguel= is that peach flavor gerber... soggy but easy to swallow
*francisco= YEA BUDDY ima a's that test
5. Gerber
To act like a baby or infant
To be a Gerber Baby; have traits similar to that of a baby
To appear or act younger than one's age
To have thin hair like a baby
To be chubby like a baby
To ingest food normally used as sustenance for newborns
To have invested in Gerber Insurance
"Sean, you are such a Gerber Baby!" (Sean is obviously behaving in a gerbish fashion)
"Hey, Gerbs!" (a Gerber Baby's presence is made obvious)
"Yo, Gerbmosis the third!"
(someone obviously has an unhealthy knowledge of Ancient Egyptian monarchs as well as a slow wit)
6. Gerber
Any sexual activity leading into the result of "Gerber Sauce".
Girl 2: What the hell were you doing last night?
Girl 2: My man was giving me some Gerber....damn it was good.
7. Gerber
Gerber is a term used to describe someone who cant hold their liquor/alcohol. Coined from the name of the baby food company of the same name.

the name comes from the appearance of looking like a toddler due to the about of drool you are producing on your face
hey look at charlie! what a Gerber, he can barely walk and i think he shat himself.
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