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The only actor in the history of mankind that people never make fun of.
Did you see george clooney in oceans 11 it was off the shizzle fo hizzle.
by bob November 26, 2003
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man who is secretly taking over the world one movie at a time...
person one: have you seen the new george clooney movie??
person two: no
person one: why not?!?!?!?!!
person two: because he is trying to take over the world
person one: oh
by Alli111 June 03, 2006
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A man who is terribly attractive. Saying so little is like making him an equal with Brad Pitt, which is so unfair. The truth of the matter is that George Clooney is much more than good-looking. He is the man. He doesn't look 42 because he was actually born in 1961, which would make him a little older. Which means he looks amazing for his age. Not that he's old. George has captured audiences with his charm and humor. He gets viewers' attention seemingly effortlessly. A film with his name can not help but do well.
Who wouldn't marry George Clooney?
by A. Anonymous January 27, 2008
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To take a shit caused by a "Perfect Storm" formed inside one's body.
Ugh, George Clooney. Must be from all that PBR and pizza. I'll be back in 5 minutes.
by PGHSBuck April 08, 2011
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a guy who looks 50, but really is only 42. he even mentions it in oceans twelve.
Danny Ocean: How old do you think I am?
Robber friend: 48? 52?
<Danny is astonished>
by gracie April 21, 2005
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The worst Batman in history,only selected for the role because his huge chin fits the suit.
Man : batman and robin sucks!.
Friend : thats because they took george clooney for the role.
by eldarman January 07, 2005
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