The only comedian worthy or using the seven words you can't say on TV: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. R.I.P. Man.
Somewhere in Heaven, George Carlin is telling God to fuck off.
by E. Nygma March 01, 2009
George Carlin (1937–2008) was a brilliant comedian, actor, writer and philosopher.

Along with Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, George Carlin had a dynamic style that broke comedic down barriers and influenced countless people. He progressed every decade, truthfully grappling with a wide range of subjects such as politics, religion, language and societal norms.

He’s known for his satirical humor, razor logic, individualism, ballsy demeanor, eloquence, skepticism, genius delivery, and angering a lot of people at the FCC.

He was also a devout believer in Joe Pesci, because “he can get shit done.”

George Carlin Greatness:

-- American Dream

-- Al Sleet: The Hippie Dippy Weatherman, Maaan..

-- Seven Dirty Words You Cannot Say

-- Stuff

-- The Ten Commandments/Religion Is Bullshit

-- Modern Man

-- The Environment/Saving The Plant

-- Kids

-- Hair Poem

-- Death

-- We Like War

-- American Obesity

-- Abortion

-- Feminism

-- Reagan Administration

George Carlin HBO Specials:

On Location: George Carlin at USC 1977

George Carlin: Again! 1978

Carlin at Carnegie 1982

Carlin on Campus 1984

Playin' with Your Head 1986

What Am I Doing in New Jersey? 1988

Doin' It Again 1990

Jammin' in New York 1992

Back in Town 1996

George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy 1997

You Are All Diseased 1999

Complaints and Grievances 2001

Life Is Worth Losing 2005

It's Bad for Ya 2008
George Carlin on his beard:

Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard

George Carlin on the American Dream:

It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.

George Carlin on America:

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

George Carlin on detachment:

I have no stake in the outcome.
by Georgie12345 August 08, 2010
George Carlin is a veteran stand up comedian. His routine usually includes topics like; Religion, sex, swears, oddities of culture, and many social and moral taboos. His most famous routine is "7 Dirty Words".
George Carlin is so funny!
by EvanMileus March 11, 2008
Someone who was more of a badass in his seventies than most people are in their twenties. He had 14 HBO one-hour stand up specials and he only got better with age.
George Carlin's material got me through my childhood in a bullshit religious institution.
by Owlbuttsecks January 05, 2010
Pioneer of comedy, dirty wordsman, quite possible the funniest man ever.

Founded the 7 dirty words: Shit piss cunt fuck cocksucker motherfucker tits
Brian: You know who's dead and funny? Mitch Hedburg

Will: You know who's funnier and more dead? George Carlin
by Justin Tense November 19, 2009
one of the most brilliant comedians in history...
He was very intelligent and open minded and first known for the 7 dirty words
also renowned for bashing religion, banks, the government, the elitist class that rule and control america and etc...
He was truthful and told it like it is
many comedians today can trace their roots back to George Carlin
basically the white version of Richard Pryor
by 23453124 November 12, 2009
The only comedian EVER who could speak and lecture the truth that the public like listening to. It was because of his cleverness and wit that people like to listen to common problems and social issues. One of the greatest thinkers and comedians of the 20th and 21st century.
"We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that we do not need to promote his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car." -George Carlin
by Teal Tower January 23, 2011
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