A Quaker school that is a DRUG UTOPIA. If you want to learn how to get blasted or develop a serious drug/alcohol problem, convince your parents to send you here. The fake exterior will trick your folks into thinking you're getting a solid education but the joke is on them. Courses include "Learning How To Use A Lighter Properly", "How To Use Quaker Process Against The Teachers And Get Away With Everything" or "How To Avoid Being Caught By The Old Security Guard". It's an awesome place.
Joe - Where do you go to school?
Bill - George School.
Joe - Aw yeah!