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A usually badass person that has special permissions from the government to harvest geoducks. They live fast-lives with even faster women. They make about $5000.00 per day and geoducker poachers make up to $2 million every 2.5 years.
Hey guys, I'm a geoducker. Do you like wrestling?
by Ian C. September 10, 2005