To wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the snatch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the sex romp last night.
Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.
by Ivanna Humper-Goode February 24, 2014
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