Rich: I never meet my father.
Jack: Worry not friend, this bags on me!
John: Jack you're a gentleman and a scholar!
Bill: Fuck man, I haven't been laid in WEEKS!
Jack: Fret not, chum. Take my woman!
Bill: You're a gentleman and a scholar!
Larry: Oh fuck, I'm getting a drug test today.
Larry: Jack you really are a gentleman and a scholar!
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.