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50. dinglesnatch
to pull a mans penis from behind through his legs, creating a temporary mangina as you attempt to snatch his dong.
if you talk to my girl again, i'm going to dinglesnatch you.
51. Beaded Curtains
Multiple piercings on the female genitals, specifically on the Labia Minora (aka the "Beef Curtains").
Dude, that chick I picked up at the club last night had so many piercings, her beef curtains looked like beaded curtains.
52. intactophobia
irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against intact genitals or people with intact genitals.
There’s a lot of intactophobia in my town, so my neighbors totally freaked when I let my baby boy keep his foreskin.

My best friend is a hard-core intactophobe who never shuts up about how “gross” foreskin is.

In Sudan, one of the world’s most intactophobic countries, over 90 percent of both males and females have parts of their genitals cut off before reaching adulthood.
53. Oliver
A quiet, pale skinned being who is well known for his tragic case of an overdose of musashi, which led to ...... obesity.
His sex is unknown because of his genital mutilation. Also known for his great amount of gym commitment BUT with lesser results than those around him. Has been known to eat babies, and is hated for his constant public worshipping of Hitler, his greatest idol EVER. Hates people touching things that he bought with his own money.
Cannot dance
"Wow that guy cant even do one chin up"
"hes such an oliver"

"Look at that guy doing his shitty dance that is just plain and simply embarrassing"
"yea hes an Oliver"

"Man look at that guys hat, it has no sticker on it"
"Thats just Oliver"
54. Urinephobia
It was once said in the gym floor toilet in the corridor outside the gym floor, that it must be true that most persons develop forced habits to avoid using public toilets or to only use a public toilet when it is overcrowded with people conversing on odd topics and/or that the sink water is running, hand blower going and/or that they intentionally wait to find a toilet filled with a raw stench because they actually fear to urinate the loudest in public bathrooms; and wish for an opportunity to lessen their worries by someone else's indiscriminate habits in public toilets.

Yes, it is far less than an episode of bowel movements or diarrhea or that which is created by acid reflux or indigestion. But yes, women and men show that episodes of urinephobia are true & not just a hypothesis waiting for national longitudinal study. You will not develop a need for psychotropics but will realize that you are ultra-sensitive about people talking about you or even looking your way because you tinkled and the drop was probably heard. You are not the epitome of an illuminati, who can contain oneself and what others will believe about your tinkle. You might very likely have poor coping mechanisms about how you sound to people, even when you wee. But urine is a natural process to have. Imagine having genital mutilation and not knowing the grand feeling a tinkle is when you have it.
Urinephobia--that is, that people suffer believing that their tinkle in a toilet bowl is heard the loudest by the one who just finished a few seconds earlier in the other stall or by that group of women standing at the sink who were only in the bathroom to freshen up their make up or to gossip. The last few tinkles creates a horrid anxiety that those others would laugh and wait to see the tinklers face as they exit the stall and stare with awe and disgust that the tinkler is not extremely embarassed to even look towards them and their twitching glare. Because the babbling sound of the tinkle was like coming through a loudspeaker & worse than a soprano's hi-octave.Observe and test it for yourself.

When I first heard of this, I surely thought I had developed urinephobia. But I am sure that my anxieties about jokes people constantly chase me for, are my father's fault; and not every individual I come across in public toilets agrees for me to believe I have this phobia.
55. Srood
It's the piece of skin left over from a botched circumcision.
The Doctor recommended Steve come back for a follow on appointment due to his small srood.

In some cultures, the scood is desirable due to enhanced pleasure during intercourse.
56. Hobowhore
A hobo/tramp/bum who provides his or her body for sexual intercourse in return to money, which is then used to buy more booze and/or drugs like krok or methamphetamine. Hobowhores are usually heavily abused during sex, which might include beating, strangulation, bitch-slapping, genital mutilation and in an extreme case stabbing to death with a knife after cumming in the hobos anus. Thus, most sexual intercourses with hobos can be referred to as "rape". Hobowhores are the main distributors of sexual transmitted diseases (STD).
Girl: So you just wanna leave me because I'm not into having sex tonight?
Dude 1: Yeah, you stupid cunt! I'll better get laid tonight with this hobowhore over there. One fuck, one buck.
Girl: you disgusting asshole!
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