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celery generals 

A Tom Green-derived game that requires two people to each have their own celery general (a celery torso, celery arms, celery legs, and a cherry tomato head) and to place them on their own lane of a two lane highway. If one's celery general gets run over by a car, their opponent has to eat the flattened celery general; salad dressing is optional.
No, Jeffrey, you have to eat the celery generals off of the road. Don't even bother bringing paper plates next time.
celery generals by Shov June 19, 2008
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genetically big 

A female who you wouldn't label as "good" thick but at the same time she is not fat. She is considered in between being a woman with a fat ass and a fat ass woman.
No one would hate on you for getting her number. She is genetically big so its up to you.

Genitalsies 

Genitalsies is a game with origins similar to that of 'footsies', but instead of using your feet, you use your genitals.
Dennis: "Jess, are you playing genitalsies with me?"
Jess: "Maybe."
Genitalsies by DR. N + JB November 21, 2010

Washington Generals 

The Washington Generals are an American exhibition basketball team, best known for their spectacular losing streak in exhibition games against the Harlem Globetrotters.
Dean has the same chance of beating Bush as the Washington Generals do the Harlem Globetrotters.

Luke received a Washington Generals-level beat down from his opponent.
Washington Generals by robo042 March 7, 2010

genetealogical Luddism 

Practising illogical summary disregard for the results of genealogical DNA testing, usually by persons whose traditional genealogical research has been shown to be erroneous and shoddy by the results of the countervailing DNA testing.
In an effort to preserve the case for her now clearly erroneous DAR application, Ethyl decided to pretend the DNA results have no merit in an act of sheer genetealogical Luddism.

Genetical D

Genetical D is the definition of huge, enormous penis which someone has got from genetics from his father.
guy #1 - duude, are you okay, that Genetical D is huge
guy #2 - yeah, i know dad, it's big, but is genetical so...
Genetical D by Jelikatheonewithbd January 31, 2021

genetically unfortunate 

can be used to call someone ugly
dude, you see that guy over there? he's winking at any girl that walks past him, but every single one of them got disgusted and ran away. Guess he's really genetically unfortunate for them..
genetically unfortunate by loodi February 18, 2023