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infinity gene pool 

When you’re doing sex on someone and you fill up their belly button with semen. While in process, spray a couple ropes at other body parts and tilt her in a direction where those parts would drip so into her belly button, reuniting all chromosomes with each other in a beautiful waterfall of spooge.
I was ready to give her a cream pie, but she said she wasn’t on the pill, so I gave her an infinity gene pool instead.
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infinity gene pool 

When you’re doing sex on someone and you fill up their belly button with semen. While in process, spray a couple ropes at other body parts and tilt her in a direction where those parts would drip so into her belly button, reuniting all chromosomes with each other in a beautiful waterfall of spooge.
I was ready to give her a cream pie, but she said she wasn’t on the pill, so I gave her an infinity gene pool instead.

deep end of the gene pool 

Slang manner of saying someone is very intelligent or physically beautiful or both.
Yup, she’s definitely swimming in the deep end of the gene pool!

algae in the gene pool

This is a humorous reference to the likely genetic nature of someone's problems.
Alvin crashed another car and set a fire, there is algae in the gene pool!

above-ground gene pool 

Reference to the genetic composition of those who are generally considered to be stupid, ignorant, or crude. Refers to the view that above-ground pools are inferior, tacky, or déclassé.
Would you look at that knuckle dragger...he definitely comes from the above-ground gene pool.
above-ground gene pool by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

shallow end of the gene pool 

Used to describe simple (stupid) people who might be missing a few vital genetic components.
In-bred Betty Sue came from the shallow end of the gene pool.

septic gene pool 

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.
septic gene pool by David November 8, 2003