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Gameloft 

A video game company that has no originality or creativity that steals ideas from other video game companies and sell it as their own "game".

Modern Combat = Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
N.O.V.A. = Halo
Guitar Rock = Guitar Hero
Starfront = Starcraft
Shadow Guardian = Uncharted
Person 1:
"Hey is that Call of Duty on your iPhone?"

Person 2:
"No it's rip off called Modern Combat from Gameloft you retard, gosh!"
Gameloft by YellowLemonFish August 26, 2011

Wand of gamelon

Crappy Zelda game made for the CD-i back in 1993. Known as one of the worst games ever made because of the jerky body movements in the FMVs, random statements ("this is illegal, you know" and MY CAKES WILL BURN"), and the fact that the voice actors are Russians who have a limited grasp for English. Enough, my ship sails in the morning...I wonder what's for dinner.
Nothing is more random than Wand of Gamelon. The only good use for the game is YouTube poop where the game is ridiculed for our amusement.

geelong mall rats

Drug addicted teenagers, or students at Oberon.. Is normally found wearing sluty clothing, or in a fight. They have no respect for anyone or anything, except there sluty boyfriends and girlfriends..
Lets go into town.
Lets not it smells like a geelong mall rats kind of day.

Gameloft 

A once respectable mobile game developer that used to make classic games. Now they are iPhone hugging assholes who don't give a shit about other mobile platforms like Android, WP7, WebOS and Symbian. They delay games on other platforms for months and don't even bother to optimize one bit, as seen in Asphalt 5.

Fuck Gameloft! I am sick of their bullshit games. This once great gaming developer lost all my respect. I am downloading all of their games now instead of paying for them to send those fuckers a message, and as should you. Sick of unoptimized delayed ports? Then pirate the shit out of their games.
Gameloft is now on par ( maybe even worse) with EA as money-making corporate cuntrags who don't give a shit about their fans.
Gameloft by 372466 September 25, 2011

gemetoc [redos[psotopm 

what results when your instructors type up quiz using their butt-cheeks instead of their fingers.
While causes of schizophrenia are still unknown, whcih of the following are thought to be assoicated with its development:
Choose all that apply!

a. viral infection during the second trimester
b. gemetoc redos[psotopm c. maunutrition d. unstable [childhood

Geelong town rat 

A person that hangs in the middle of geelong near 7/11 and out front of the mall every day
"oh hey stewie what you doing here, oh wait your a Geelong town rat"

-Stewart Brehaut