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5. gelb
a raging homosexually with the biggest nose of all time.....who loves to monroe transfer with the ugliest dog in the world....(his dog)...

only known weakness = pennies and ugly girls (really ugly ones with fake gigantic noses)
thats a gelb.....(josh gelb)..<--merrick, ny, 11566
by mark cockburn Feb 15, 2005 add a video
1. Gelb
1.Absolute Sex.
2.One who is amazing at dancing;one who causes orgasms by dancing.
3.An adjective describing one who is absolute sex or causes orgasms by dancing.
4.Truly Absolute Sex.
Coolbeans1:Woah, did you see that gelb?
Coolbeans2:Yea, now my pants are wet though...
by SexMuffin Jun 11, 2004 add a video
2. Gelb
Slang for Asian
A variation of the word chink

In German it means yellow
White dude"YO Gelb"
Asian dude"YO Cracker"
3. Gelb
Latin root: Gelbius Maximus

1. to designate a person to act for or represent another or others

2. to land a sweet-ass project deal and then hand-off %90 of tasks to others.

3. say you have not received the email and then have the sender find the email and send it again to you proving you wrong.

4. to work banker's hours (10am to 3pm), Fridays off.
"I said I would help and BAM! I was Gelb'd, now I am stuck with his work!"

"what? No problem, I'll just Gelb this and we can take the day off..."

"I'll be there later today, I'm Gelb'n today."

"Four-day weekend baby!! Can you say Gelb'n!? Chooowwwww!"
4. gelb
one, who in the act of living or breathing, is a jew
gelb is a jew .. jewwy jew jew
6. Gelb
Ding Dong Ding Dong ______ Gelb
Ding Dong Ding Dong .......Gelb
by Master Bates Feb 18, 2005 add a video
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