When someone with long hair has a Mohawk and neglects to put hair gel in it, so instead of being in its proper upright position, it Sags over the persons head. Nobody, no matter how good they look, can pull off a good looking Saghawk.

(if someone with buzzed hair got a Mohawk and neglected to put hair gel in it, they can avoid the title of Saghawk since buzzed hair can't go anywhere)

The Portuguese take on the classic Comb Over hairstyle popularized by the likes of billionaire douche bag Donald Trump, and Televangelist Con Artist/Huckster Benny Hinn.

The gag usually takes place at a Bachelor party in either Fall River or New Bedford MA, but you can certainly pull it off anywhere in the contiguous 48 States if a Portuguese whore is available.

After a night of serious gangbanging, a Portuguese whore's uterus is drained on the head of an unsuspecting party-goer that has passed out. The briny semen, mixed with the discharge from the whore's uterine pustules, is used as a styling gel.

The hair is swept dramatically over the top of the head and left to air dry. The now hardened sperm helmet, will bring hours of delight to the other party-goers.

The unsuspecting victim will eventually wake up from the horrendous Clorox Bleach smell, and he will automatically reach up to feel the hardened semen helmet and begin to vomit as he realizes he's been had. This is when you yell, "You're Fired!!"

SquareDo: A hair style popularized by 90's era boy bands- short on the sides, longer on top with the frindge being styled upwards whilst the rest of the hair is pushed down on the head. Mostly seen styled with gel or with a 'wet look' and sometimes with 'frosted tips' Think NSYNC or BACK STREET BOYS.

The douchey styling of one's hair into a single poof or point at the front of the head. May be natural, though is often a result of unecessary amounts of hair gel.

Your a bit drunk, and it's almost time to head to a party or a club. You hit the bathroom, toss some gel in your hair, fresh clothes, and your ready to wheel.

hair that stands up like goku's or vageta's hair. it usually always stays up even when wet. it usually slouches down or something when the charecter is hurt, depressed, ect.

Recieving head from a girl only to have your load spit back in your hair for a strong-hold gel effect.