Gestypo 

Noun:

A person who insists on correcting your typos or grammatical errors.

Also known as a grammar nazi.

Splices the words gestapo and typo together.

Man, I had better change the terrible auto corrections my phone made on my facebook status before the gestypo sees.

George: " I wad going to watch Lost tonight."
Stan: "You mean was."
George: "Dammit Stan, quit being the gestypo."

Gestypo by AngeltheCaptain October 21, 2010

Geist Glare 

A look of extreme disapproval conveyed to someone who is in the process of apologizing for a certain action. Typically seen in instances where the camera should be focused on the one giving the apology, but inexplicably includes an unrelated, disapproving person in the shot.

Named after Willie Geist, whose stern look of disapproval was, for whatever reason, included in the shot of Mark Halperin apologizing for calling Barack Obama a dick on MSNBC (later satirized by The Daily Show)

Mark Halperin - I am truly sorry for my actions.

Willie Geist - *geist glare*

Geist Glare by magzillas July 2, 2011

geisted 

when someone bombards you with useless unending opinions and dialog.

he was geisted to the point that he was ready to puncture his eardrums to drown out the unending useless dialog from his traveling companion.

geisted by jakesmyth December 20, 2008

Geisting 

Geisting can be easily confused with ghosting. Geisting is more when a undefined relationship drains on your energy sexually because the partner is around, hovering, but does not commit to you emotionally. Therefore causing one to feel confused, disoriented and withdrawn from the healthier aspects of there life. Often, the person who is the victim of geisting is asked by family and friends to "not go into the light" that is blinding them about the red flags in the relationship.

Karrie Ann:. Bob and I are kicking it, but I don't know where this is going?
Tiffany:. What does he say?
Karrie Ann:. He says that WHEN I let you in emotionally , you will have all of me.
Tiffany:. Ah! He's just the geisting the p*ssy.

Geisting by Urban Librarian 400 June 19, 2019

Geisting 

When someone you've been dating suddenly ceases communication, and just as you think they have ghosted you, they text you. They stay around for a while and then disappear again. This may go on for some time. They come and go, like a poltergeist.

Kate: "How is it going with Tony?"
Grace: "So weird, he just texted me last night out of the blue, after not texting me for 2 weeks."
Kate: "Oh, he's geisting you, huh?"

Geisting by The Candidate March 12, 2017

Geister Fahrer

Translates from German into "Ghost Driver;" a driver who drives on the wrong direction on an autobahn, often with headlights turned off at night. Usually a drunk driver but can also be a thrill seeker, suicide attempt, or horrendous driver error.

My travel agent warned me about Geister Fahrers before I rented a car.

Geister Fahrer by gooberliberation March 22, 2006

geisted 

verb; transitive; usually used in the passive voice: murdered, pwned, robbed, used, derided, smacked, taken advantage of, vitiated.

pronounced: geese•ted

that fool got geisted . . .

geisted by mikey-tears December 18, 2006