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Zero Gigs 

Originated Stonewall Jackson Middle School and Lee Davis High School. Used when someone says something that isn't funny or says a corny joke, say zero gigs to show that no one laughed and it wasn't funny.
Guy 1: " Why couldn't the bee hear what people were saying?"
Guy 2: " I don't know"
Guy 1: " Because he had wax in his ears!"
Guy 2:"..... Zero gigs."
Zero Gigs by Ramrunner December 16, 2015
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prison geisha 

A playful yet slightly disparaging term used to describe the complicated role of a female mental health clinician in a men’s prison.
Gotta run, I’m seeing my prison geisha today so I need to hit the showers.
Related Words
Geiger geish geisha geigh gligs geist Geisi gebigs Geighbor geisel

Shits n' Gigs 

when you do something for fun, there is no purpose for the action you are performing. it is usually something very immature and stupid.
Boy 1: i just took a picture of my poop!
Boy 2: uhm, why?
Boy 1: just for Shits n' Gigs !
Shits n' Gigs by Kvanny March 14, 2011
A geisha is a traditional Japanese entertainer of men. She is a master of traditional arts including music, serving tea (which is a fine Japanese art), dancing and singing etc. Most geisha live in Tokyo or Kyoto (those in Kyoto call themselves geiko. Although in the past it could be argued that geisha were prostitutes (which would be an egregious oversimplification...today it can be easily and accurately said that geisha are certainly not prostitutes.
Geisha have very powerful connections all over the world, hence they are a power to be reckoned with.
geisha by Stephen M. Smith May 8, 2003

Going through the gigs 

Experiencing difficulties and challenges in life.
Girl, I’m really going through the gigs. My arm broke and I lost my job.

Geisha Boy

Man! Did you see all those geisha boys hangin' out at Church and Wellesley streets?
Geisha Boy by St. Charles Tavern December 25, 2009
The word "Geiseks" (formally called "gaysex" or just "gay sex") refers to a sexual activity between two men rejecting all the physical mental and political rights of the w*men. It's not very common but it's a fast rising among the homosexual industry and meme culture. The advantages of this conclusive type of sex are many:
1) During geiseks the confidence of both men increases more than straight sex with one generally brain delayed w*men. Both men are receiving enough faith for a second session.
2) The happiness of both men is increasing in spectacular levels. With the large amount of testosterone received by both men the mental health is improved more than one w*men psychologist can do for 4 years.
3) Improves the muscular system. By the geiseks the muscles are getting 3 times bigger because of the big weight exerting tension on the partner's body. During sex with the frustrating w*men only the man have some muscle enlargement, but it's small. The geiseks is an amazing way to train and practice the same amount of energy as in sports. Why do you think the discord gifs with gay things are only with bodybuilders...

There are some little disadvantages such as risks of AIDS or Syphilis, also there are some worms(like 20 cm) that are hidden in your guts which are slowly eating your orgams causing your terminal death. But these are just little problems let's not forget yolo!
In conclusion geiseks is really good way to have fun and to reject the evil possessive w*men's spirit.
Not that funny person: oMg, GeiSEkS whEn?!?¿?¿¡¿¡
Actual geiseks enjoyer: Whats should the question "geiseks when?" mean? Geiseks is timeless and eternal. Stop being an attention seeker and worship amogu
Not that funny person: *condemns his frustrated soul in the evil minds of the nocturnal depression, through the stream of his tears shed towards the damnation of a cruelty and ignorance"