(gē • zûr) n. Slang. An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric.
That old geezerbroke his hip!
by Nighthawk7 December 09, 2009

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An old man who has excessive amounts of dandruff on his ballsack.
Look at that old geezer! I would hate to see him go kudos
by cougar744316 May 01, 2011

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Slang for a redneck bloke who doesn't make any sense at all.

To properly pronounce, say, "ghee-ZAH".
Filthy GHEEZAH!
*in a club*
person1- "Do you see that person over there?"
person2- "yeah."
person1- "he's a filthy geezer."
by deadsushisocks June 06, 2013

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A little bit whoo a litte bit way,ducker, diver fucker and a skiver!
Alright geezer got any gear!
by mentalgeezer August 05, 2003

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According to Albert Goldman's biography on Lenny Bruce, it's the needle (or the whole device) that you use to push heroin into your blood.

(The book was originally written in the seventies and probably uses words in a not really wide-spread understanding.)
"...murmured old junkie devil Joe as he slipped the geezer into Lenny's tattooed left arm." (p. 141)
by jedentagberlin-tk June 06, 2009

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british slang, a term used by young people to say hello to thier respected friends.
howsit going geeza? fancy a pint?
yeh man...
nice one
by matty June 24, 2005

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English slang for a sick guy, someone who is respected by you and you like alot.
Yo sup geezer hows it going?
by Sam Moorhouse April 17, 2004

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