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greasweaty 

Adj. having skin that is simultaneously greasy and sweaty, especially when the sweat beads up on the skin similarly to water on a duck’s back
After playing in that baseball game in the Texas summer heat, my penis and scrotum were so greasweaty!
After walking up 12 flights of stairs in that building, I looked in the mirror to find that my forehead was completely greasweaty!
greasweaty by El Quequito July 14, 2019
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greysweatpants 

sweatpants that show off a guys dick 🥰
hey come over and wear ur greysweatpants 👀
Another name for coffee, usually (but not necessarily) in a less-than-premium state.
We're gonna need a lot of geekwater to get those TPS reports out on time!
geekwater by Aupajo August 1, 2007

geekspeak 

Using words and terminology that only geeks would understand. Generally refers to 1337/hax0r computer slang used by gamers, but also includes other exceptionally nerdy things like star trek, magic, DDR or LOTR.
1.(1337/hax0r) 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r3411y n33d t0 g37 l41d

2. So when we we playing DDR Kyle shouted "Qu'vatlh guy'cha b'aka!" and I'm like, hello, you can't shout Klingon curses during a DDR game!

geektwat 

a geektwat is a person you hook up with even though they are kind of lame and you aren't that into them, and then they end up dumping you.
"I can't believe that geektwat just broke up with me. I was only dating him to be nice."
geektwat by r00ster January 27, 2007

geekspert 

Noun. An expert attaining their knowledge and expertise through self-learning passion as opposed to an educational institution.
Related words:
Adjective. geekspertly
Noun. geekspertise
She might be a licensed medical doctor, but she's a fashion geekspert.
geekspert by Kay Kay Bundz September 30, 2013

Geekspertise 

The smart skills of the young techies upon which the folks
of far behind generations must rely.
The new computer sat for days waiting for the Geekspertise
of her young nephew to help set up and connect it to high
speed internet.
Geekspertise by Pamelot September 30, 2011