Geek Squad 

Professionals who work out of Best Buy store; they'll fix your computer in~store or come to your home to fix it.

Dangit, my computer has a virus; now I need to call the Geek Squad to fix it! I know they'll do a good job. They're very knowledgeable.

Geek Squad by Starchylde May 21, 2016

personal geek squad 

(n.) Slang.

A title given to someone's friend who is a computer geek, often used for his (or her) technical skills. Eventually someone may abuse him (or her) and use their friend's ability for all their electronics.

Joshua is the personal geek squad in his town. He just pimped out Eric's lame notebook PC and gave him a 1080p video background and Google Chrome with awesome Extensions.

personal geek squad by raptroes July 15, 2010

geekqual 

Equal in depth of arcane knowledge, especially in a specific area of expertise (movie trivia, computer and technical knowhow, etc.); exclaimed when one party acknowledges the possession of such knowledge by another. Mash of "geek" and "equal". Forms: geekquals, geekqually, geekquality.

Melanie: I can't believe how many lines Robb and Andy can quote from "Aliens".

Karen: They are truly geekquals.

Melanie: Separated at birth.

geekqual by mgdu January 10, 2009

Geek Squad 

New gang fromed at American electronics retailer Best Buy. They dress scrawny FBI agents and drive VW beetles with the GS logo on the side. If you work at Circuit City these thugs will vandalize the store and you.

Customer: Oh my god are you okay?!
Circuit City Employye: Hell no bitch! I just got jacked by these Geek Squad guys. They raped my ass!

Geek Squad by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Geek Squad 

A small computer tech store based in Minnesota that was bought by Best Buy. You can now find the Geek Squad in all Best Buy stores. If you wish to find one he or she will be wearing a white shirt, black slacks, and a tie with a Geek Squad Pin on it. With their supreme 1337-ness a Geek Squad agent will be able assist a customer with any computer crisis. Do not attempt to go to circuit city for a computer problem as they are too busy picking eachother's butts.

ohnoes my megahurtz they haev been ST0LED!!1!one! Haxx0rz gotted them!Call teh GEEK SQUAD!

Geek Squad by Xx|Phantom|xX April 27, 2005

The Geek Squad 

1) A group of geeks that think they are cool, generally referring to those of the computer variety.
2) A certain group from MIS that hangs out at the IT desk all day and is harassed constantly into fixing people's ridiculous computer problems.

"Fuck, my computer's buggin' out again."
"Carolyn's on the Geek Squad, go ask her. She can fix it."
"Since when's the Geek Squad got a chick?!"

The Geek Squad by CarolynxRiot December 21, 2008

geek squad 

The laughing stock of businesses in the PC world. Run by a bunch of idiots reading off Microsoft's website. Charging a whooping $90 for a simple harddrive format(no joke). Rivaled by Alienware as the biggest bunch of liars and scammers under the sun who claim to fix any problem but can't tell a graphics card from a sound card. Employees consist of 22-27 year old dropout losers who claim to be smart with PCs but in reality have as much knowledge as a pile of dogshit. Merged with Best Buy recently to become one ultimate corporate fuckstick. If you use Geek Squad you are a fucking idiot who doesn't deserve a PC and sucks major amounts of corporate dick.

Bringing your PC in to Geek Squad is the equivalent of getting your car repaired at a dealership.

See also: Crock of shit, scam, waste of money.

The very fact that the Geek Squad has been in business all these years really scares me and makes me wonder how many stupid people are actually out in this world.

geek squad by fuck you asshole May 20, 2007