a town in Massachusetts full of people with too much money and too much community spirit. if you attend the high school in westford (so dutifully named Westford Academy), you are one of the following: a football player with good grades, a 16 year old girl who tries desperately to be scene, a 16 year old boy who tries desperately to be scene who wears girl pants, a theatre geek, or a wealthy schmuk who has no worries because daddy has some rare, well-paying job (i.e. a model, a government offical, etc.). on their spare time, kids in westford attend local shows at the parish or frequent their school auditorium to watch the theatre geeks' rendition of The Who's Tommy. tourists tend to stay away from westford because their fast food resturants DO NOT have drive-thrus and EVERY store closes at 8 (rich kids need their beauty sleep).
typical conversation between a Westford Academy student and teacher:
"mr. smith, why did i get a C on my report?"
"because it was poorly written and had my grammatical errors, johnny."
"well, mr. smith, my daddy's friend Benjamin Franklin seems to think otherwise..." (hands teacher 100 dollar bill)
"...now that i think of it johnny, 'rock' IS spelled r-o-k!"
1. Someone who wastes 4 years and at least $100,000NZD in art school, still can't draw, can't paint, don't know anything about print media, photography, design, film, etc. Work as a part-time cleaner and teacher's aide in high school art department. Gets frequently rejection from hopeless job search/interviews.
2. Someone who has too much money to spend too much time to waste.
3. Rich mum who has too much time on her hands.
4. Rich nerdy style guy who draws worse than your 7 year-old brother.
5. Naive wannabe-comic-artist student who comes to the wrong place to learn how to draw comics.
6. Smart but lazy person
7. Art-theory geek
I am a bad art student.
what happens to all: nerds,geeks,dorks,preps, rich kids,freshman and brief weareres. A person whom usually wears boxers will usually pull the victims underwear (usually briefs) up the victims crack. If the victim fights back at the giver, and the giver loses, then the giver must switch underwear with the victim and then be given an hanging wedgie
Today in gym class the seniors gave all the freshmans wedgies in the lockerooms, even the freshman wearing boxers. The seniors then hung each and every freshman on a locker and kicked them in the balls several hours, and left them there.
OK, as a nerd with pride I would like to set some things straight-more...
- Not to be confused with a geek. Geeks act like Nerds but do not possess the high intellectual capabilities of one.
-Nerds are NOT always ugly. In fact, they can be as good looking as anyone.
-Nerds do not always have bad fashion sense.
-Nerds are not always social rejects. In fact, alot of them are very popular and have friends (maybe even a girlfriend)
-Unfortunately, Nerds DO Genreally suck at sports. This does not mean they are fat or unfit, they are just uncoordinated.
-Nerds DO have a life. We do NOT spend all day studying or doing schoolwork. We can have fun too!
-Nerds get picked on alot in High School by Jocks but will be rich and respected as adults.
-Nerds are generally very smart and get good grades.
-Nerds generally enjoy Computers, Gaming, Technology, Sci Fi, Comics and other stuff like that. But they can also enjoy other things, like for example, someone who is a nerd I know is also a big cricket fan.
-Nerds are not repulsive antisocial...
There are many definitions of "Nerd" by many people. Some see them as highly intellectual people, others see them as scrawny or obese people with bad acne and thick glasses.more...
Truth be told, truthfully they are neither. Though, all opinions are based on the outlook of the person giving them.
To me, nerds are generally the smarter people who have a large interest in one specific hobby or hobbies, and are quite knowledgeable of that hobby. The common stereotypes of a nerd's hobbies are computers, gaming, and things like Action Figure collection, D & D, and Warhammer.
Often enough, people believe nerds to be unsociable, unliked, and either rudely proud of their hobbies and/or their intelligence (thus creating jealousy) or shy.
In truth, nerds come in "all shapes and sizes". There are short nerds, tall nerds, skinny nerds, fat nerds, girl nerds, nerds with glasses, nerds with weird socks, and etc.
Also somewhat often, you can't even tell who’s by definition a nerd until you get to know them. Nerds can fit into life with their hobbies, or stick out in one way or another. Nerds can be socially inapt, but that’s because of the nature of their hobby.
Take Bill Gates for example. He is (or was) a nerd. He's smart, had a hobby which he particularly was knowledgeable and liked very much (Computers), and nowadays is very successf...
term of endearment for rich geeks. Comes from the combining of the words R_ich + g_EEK.
Lets try to get out of university ave before 10pm when all the reeks come out to pseudo-party.
Man, that party sucked. Just lots of wanna-be reeks pitching their latest web 2.0 startup. lets go to oakland for some purp.
Clam head is a dude that is not good at anything but once you get him treading clams he is a savant. He tends to bring up clams every couple of seconds while his partners might take minutes.more...
You will notice that when clammers first jump in the bay they will be separated from each other by at least 100 feet between them. After a couple of minutes it is easy to pick out the clam head as the other clammers will begin to move towards the clam head until they are touching him. This phenomena is explained by the fact that the clam head can always find the "nest" which can have many clams sitting on top of each other.
The non clam heads move closer to try to get in on that nest. When this happens, the clam head simply moves away and finds another nest.
Clam heads are very popular in the water but usually geeks out of the water. Their moment of glory (time of glory) is only during the time while treading away. Clam heads never hold a bucket for the clams. There is usually a helper holding the bucket for the clam head (note the status in the water). When there is no bucket, clam heads are always struggling to hold the clams they are catching. Clam heads always count their clams out loud as they are catching them to make sure everyone knows they are the best. Clam heads usually have stinky feet with semi-black toenails and it is not known if this contributes to their prowness catching clams though studies are on-going. It is always a good thing to have a clam head in your part...