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4.
One of four titles used to classify someone based on their technical and social skills. The other three titles are nerd, dork, and normie. The difference between the four titles can be easily shown in table form:

................ Technical ...... Social
Title ............ Skills ......... Skills
---------- ---------------- ------------
Normie ......... No ............. Yes
Geek ........... Yes ............. Yes
Nerd ............ Yes ............. No
Dork ............ No .............. No

Normie: A normal person. Blah.

Geek: An outwardly normal person who has taken the time to learn technical skills. Geeks have as normal a social life as anyone, and usually the only way to tell if someone is a geek is if they inform you of their skills.

Nerd: A socially awkward person who has learned technical skills due to the spare time they enjoy from being generally neglected. Their technical knowledge then leads normies to neglect them even further, leading to more development of their technical skills, more neglection, etc. This vicious cycle drives them even more into social oblivion.

Dork: A person who, although also socially awkward, doesn't have the intelligence to fill the void with technical pursuits, like a nerd, and is forced to do mindless activities. Almost always alone. Usually with an XBox. Like playing Halo. All day. Every day. Not even understanding how the Xbox is making the pretty pictures on the screen. Very sad.
If you met me at a party, you would have no idea that I enjoy finite element analysis-based inviscid flow modelling using computational fluid dynamics. That's because I'm a geek.
by SnipeYou August 26, 2006
 
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The top of the food chain in academic society. They often times end up being the boss of those who picked on them in school, get the best jobs, the best women, and the best standard of living.
I should have treated that geek better in school, because now he's raping my ass.
by Jacob Doe October 12, 2007
 
23.
people who prioritises productive, creative, individual hobbies and interests over image and social life. Note: There are some people you might think of as geeks who give us all a bad name and ARE NOT! geeks rock. chav-geeks as I call them definately don't.
after a few hours doing what they enjoy a non-geek might be liying in a pile of their own vomit while a geek has just invented a program that will make him a millionaire!
by Progratron August 15, 2005
 
24.
A geek is not a nerd.
A geek is obsessive over anything and everything: television shows (including Star Wars, Harry Potter and Doctor Who) it can be from comics, the internet and often consoles, pc games or related topics.

The geek will know everything about the given subject but despite this will have few problems socially.

However, in brief, a nerd applies to somebody who is a computer genius or enjoys maths,science or ICT to a large extent
Wow, John is such a geek all he ever talks about is Doctor Who!

I am such a nintendo geek- i have soo many of their games

Jill is not a geek- she's a nerd- she spends all her time on her computer
by karmaeve May 05, 2009
 
25.
People who Society deems is strange due to there love of Computers, Science Fiction, and or Fantasy.(like the lord of the rings movies) People who were dubbed geeks often get jobs working with computers or technology in general.
Geeks are closely related too nerds
by MSmith1988 January 10, 2006
 
26.
Someone who spends a lot of time on the computer, watching sci-fi, reading fanasty but DOES have an actual life. Not to be confused with a NERD who also does these things but does NOT have a life. Nor to be confused with a DORK, whom both the geeks & the nerds beat up.
Someday Mr.Gates wishes to be a geek instead of a dork posing as a nerd.
by eLLe December 28, 2004
 
27.
Someone who says, "I am missing Halo in HD for this party"
they basically enjoy video games and watch TV, and surf the internet almost all the time.
But they have a good knowledge for technology, like computers and such.
They arent really the most popular people in school, but really, who is? those intimadating Violent Bullies?

Geeks are just... not Bullies, chavs, gilry girls or any of the others, they are just themselves and are more likely to have a succesfull future.
by Checkered wristband September 12, 2009
 
28.
There are certain signs to being a geek and not a nerd. You would be a geek if:

1. You have a "My other car is a Millenium Falcon" bumper sticker on your car.

2. You think your retainer resembles a Klingon Warship.

3. You can can tell what speed a computer is connecting just by the sound the modem makes.

4. You think your computer speaks to you in English.

5. You can write papers in Binary.

6. You use a VoiceModem headset when making calls.

7. Your idea of a house party is snacking on Rice Krispy Treats and watching Tron.

8. You've seen The Guyver.

9. You have the TIE Fighter ion cannon as your ringtone.

10. You call your bedroom the Fortress of Solitude.
11. If you are able to give ten identifying signs of a geek.
by bigtones June 29, 2005