| 1. | geech | ||
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that motherfucker I know who learned to play bass guitar in order to convince 13 year olds to have sex is a fucking geech
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| 2. | Role Playing | ||
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This is something nerds do, which usually involves a meticulously complicated,fantasy board game that has cards, figures, rule/quest book thicker than the bible and a load of other wierd things too. I dont quite know the exact goal of these games (there doesent seem to be one), but all the players seem to do is quests and leveling up. Nerds especially love to let you know that they are a level 200 sword master (or whatever the fuck), and this seems to make them think that they are superior to everyone else. Maybe it compensates for the fact that they cant talk to beautiful women without:
1) Turning bright red. 2) Stuttering and saying something stupid. 3) Getting a hard on and being called a pervert. Nerd: Hey im a level 200 sword master on dungeons and dragons, you are inferior to me you scum.
Me: Good for you. Here let me introduce you to my girlfriend. Nerd: er er er er er er er...... DO YOU LIKE ROLE PLAYING??? its wicked awesome. Im a level 200 sword master. My girlfriend: Youve got a fucking boner, get away from me you pervert. |
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| 3. | hentai | ||
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Drawn porn. They've got all kinds of weird shit happening in and out. Tentacles, aliens, incest etc. In Japan, it simply means "pervert" (well, from what I've been told and read).
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Really decent (save for yeah, those other weird types that utterly destroy your sanity if watched for long) as long as you don't start dreaming of those drawn girls, or you'll be digging your own grave. It's interesting and in a way stimulating. I repeat again: As long as you realize that some weird shit there won't come true, the girls are JUST drawn, the body figures are out of rational proportion and not live in that "drawn" world it's all fine. There are also dating sims out there and like previously mentioned, are sim-girl -related (Guy meets a lot of girls and screws them all then weird shit happens at the end). However, some do have stories. These games focus more on how to attain the girl in a focused manner without getting too much sex in between (I mean only at the end or if your "chosen path" is the girl you are pursuing; Even at the middle, you'll get laid. Easy shit, CAN be possible, but mostly impossible unless.. I don't know). Not only these sim-girled games focus on one girl, but focus on the whole story in general. All games (H-games) have different genres. Worth your time if you really don't have anything to do, or just want something else to meddle with. All in all, hentai's good to a degree. Great alternative for real porn. Just realize none of those shit will ha... |
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| 4. | Deneanerz | ||
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1. irc geek who loves your caulk
2. she loves the girlsechs 3. from canada, eh. You're such a Deneanerz, you pervert.
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| 5. | Nvr | ||
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A word used to describe ones "demon" status. Also refers to a "devil child". Usually a young girl within the ages of 12-14. Frequents /b/ and hentai boards. Listens to Lordi and has fantasies about being dominated by a female motorcylist.
A new type of perverted internet geek that can be called, "Nvr".
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| 6. | orky dork | ||
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1. a person that plays a stringed instrument usually violin, viola, cello, or bass in an orchestra
2. is friends with many other musically inclined people {i.e band geeks or choir queers} 3. almost exclusively dates people mentioned above 4. has a 99% chance of being asian 5. is emotionally attached to their instrument 6. enjoys playing music to an inhuman extent 7. can pick out their instruments part in about any song 8. constantly makes jokes about band and chorus 9. takes pride in being a member of the orchestra (those who take their pride to the extreme call it dorkestra ) 10. their talent is almost always underestimated, they are often neglected because of this 11. is considered a pervert when talking about almost any aspect of their instrument 12. is infinately awesome. period. Bill: that orky dork treats her bass better than her boyfriend!
Me: hey, what up band geeks!? Friends: you're such an orky dork, laura. Bob: what are you doing? Me: fingering a minor. Bob: what?! Me: damn! i broke my G string. Bob:... Me: it doesn't help that its so hard shifting into fifth position, either. Bob:...orky dork... |
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| 7. | pervert | ||
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guys who are very lonely and are desperately horny that 'violate' a female to gain satisfaction perv ~Brad F.
~Eric C. Girl: Stop looking down my shirt, you perverts! |
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