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Gearshift Handjob 

A handjob in which the dick is used like a car gearshift, increasing the stroking intensity with each gear.
I got a gearshift handjob last night. She might not know how to drive, but she sure can work my lever
Gearshift Handjob by ArmiTej December 1, 2021

dirty gearshift 

when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.
yes! my girlfriend wants to do the dirty gearshift with me tonight! vroom vroom!

Awkward Gearshift 

The act of, when a friend engages you in a "pound it" and extends his fist, you first extend your fist to meet it, then open your hand and seize the fist and toggle about like a shift nob, exclaiming "AWKWARD GEAR SHIFT"
Austin: Hey man, pound it.

Joe: Alright *extends fist*

Austin: Seizes fist AWKWARD GEARSHIFT
Awkward Gearshift by DLBlast May 12, 2009

greyshift (grayshift) 

To become much more complex, either suddenly or gradually; to shift from a black-and-white situation (or decision, or item) to one that requires greater consideration.
That group of nuns totally greyshifted my killing spree.
greyshift (grayshift) by Mick J. September 2, 2003

gear shift dildo 

stick of a car used as a dildo by women sexualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls
Dude! Whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! Dude I think your woman used it as a gear shift dildo

gear shift 

A sexual act where a women grips a mans penis and moves it in the same way one moves the gear shift on a manual transmission car.
"Yo, diane surprised me with a gear shift last night, blew my load everywhere!"
gear shift by Cyanideaddict March 17, 2015