Is a gay man that's turns out to be a woman. It comes every thousand years and it has a PINK japanese umbrella with flowers on it where his dick should be. It wanders around the city in the form of a dog and speaks french. It also sparkles. He says things like : " je vais te tuer petit enculé, si tu ne m'apporte pas des champignons marinés."
the kid got killed by the gaywomandog, we found his remains in a french restaurant.
by bamchicawahwahputenegre April 19, 2008