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5.
Funny wunny interesting lip. UGLY! ewwwwwwwwwwwwww dont touch me!
A dislexic walks into a bra.
by Chocolate June 16, 2003
 
1.
a very ugly creature that annoys everybody and likes dick.
OMG!!!!!

what?!?!?!?

dude i just saw a freakin gayson

holy crap man, did it go for your cock?

yea! im fuckin scared
by duke mccalister March 23, 2010
 
2.
Someone who is a pain in the ass, vegetarian, and has narcolepsy.
Damn, she is such a gayson. She passed out before 10 and threw up her vegetarian dinner.
by Dick Rasch Sr. August 02, 2011
 
3.
In referance to male, who utilizes his hand and wrist motion in a gay manner while he speaks.
You are such a gayson for acting gay.
by Saji December 25, 2004
 
4.
When one male roommate tries to butt-rape his other male roommate at gunpoint.
"Guys, this morning Keith walked in my room holding a rifle in one hand, a shotgun in the other, and a pistol in his waistband. I was in my boxers and judging by the way he looked at me, he was gonna try to run the Gayson on me. Thank God Bruce walked in when he did."
by gingerspice1398 July 25, 2011