John's a gaylord, ends it. (Meaning there is no come back because you ended it)
A Gaylord is a about 100x10^999 times more insulting than all of those words combined. Unlike many other definitions claim, Gaylord cannot be beaten by "fuck you" or any other insult.
Gaylord is a classic insult used many centuries ago, but recently has become lost in time...fortunatly it is slowely being brought back into everyday use.
Random Guy 2: You're such a GAYLORD...Hail the ruler of all gays.
Random Guy 1: Shit, I just got served
guy2: holy shit thats a gaylord!!!
guy1: call 911!!!
guy2: these pants are so last year, lets go shopping!!!
guy1: NOOOOOOOOO!!! damn you!!! hes too young!!!
HAZMAT team: holy shit its right of the chart, we gotta get out off here!!!
guy2: OMG look at your tacky outfits, this is such a fasion disaster, someone needs a makeover!!!
guy1: noooo get off of me!!! its not fair!!! its just not fair!!! take me!!! ( HAZMAT team takes him away to safety sobing leaving his friend to his fate)