The single, errant finger that accidentally changes a harmless text message or e-mail into a raging, steamy, homosexual confession.
When texting Kevin, I intended to type "This song is fucking awesome!" However, he received "This dong is fucking awesome!" Looks like my gayfinger was doing all the typing.
Travis e-mailed me asking if Chris knew where we were. I replied: "I just massaged him." Thanks, gayfinger!