|1.||gayer than a picnic basket|
Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.
Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!
Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!
Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....