JAMES: shut up, matt. you know that when cady and aaron get together at the end it makes me want benjamin even more..
MATTHEW: i understand jamie, baby, cady's hair makes me wish i was running my hands through Alexander's silky locks. damn, i wish he'd notice me and see me as more than his best friend.
JAMES (looks at his phone and groans): Eugh, I just got a text from my girlfriend. When will she realize I'm not into girls?!
MATTHEW (rolls his eyes): Honey, why are you going out with her?
JAMES: the same reason you're going out with Sophie, gayboy.
"i always knew those dudes were gayboys, but what's with the Simpsons obsession and listening to the Saturdays?"
group of boys: he is a blatent gayboy