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1.
When you sneak up on one of your buddies with your cock in your hand and put it on there shoulder like a parrot on the shoulder of a pirate. You then make a pirate sound such as ARRRRRGH! and call them a faggot.
Josh was siting on the couch when joe snuck up and gave him a gay pirate.
by Chuckles h August 22, 2006
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2.
A mixed drink commonly made of Diet Coke and rum, typically Captain Morgan's rum.
The dude does nothing but go to the gym and drink -- so he's afraid of calories. He orders non-stop Gay Pirates until midnight when we have to pour him into a cab.
by Vindicator13 February 09, 2010
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