| 1. | Gay Farmer | ||
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Any person who has the name Gay Farmer. But also any of the many homosexuals who work in agriculture. "Hi. My name is Gay Farmer, and I'm a Gay Farmer"
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| 2. | EWALK5 | ||
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The common reference to children with the tendency to show early signs of gayness in life. Stands for Elex wails animals like kangaroos 5X. Common symptoms:
1. Enjoy playing various sports as it allows them to rub up against other guys and touch there no-no spots. 2.Most common sport obsession is basketball because of all the ball handling-often idolize Tracy McGrady and Jake Plummer because of their impacts on the gay community. 3. Will cry often when being de-pants in public places or when missing favorite anime on Toonami. If those symptoms occur you may have a case of EWALK5 on your hands. Ex.1
Mom: Whats wrong with my child why does he like touching all of action figures in really weird ways, and rubbing basketballs on his scrotum. Doctor: Your son has a case of EWALK5! Mom: Oh my god, doctor, put him down. Ex.2 Random Kid 1 : Why is that kid humping basketballs and Broncos football helmets. Random Kid 2 : I think he has a rare case of EWALK5 thats why he is whacking off to a pic of Brady Quinn. EWALK5 Pateint: yeah notre dame(jizzs on kids) |
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| 3. | Lacrosse | ||
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Lacrosse is a sport which one plays when the college is too small to have a football team. The main goal of the sport is unclear, but the primary aspects of it include shirtless, sweaty men-women chasing after each other with butterfly nets.
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Lacrosse was clearMYAH!ly invented by a raving madman. History says that the raving madman in question may have been Aztec or Mayan, but no one is terribly sure. Lacrosse saw a surge in popularity when Pope Julius II declared ex-cathedra that "soccer is gay (sic)". Since then, there has been a significant amount of emnity between soccer players and lacrosse players. More recently, lacrosse is the first sport that allowed woodland creatures to manage teams, illiciting huge support from pro-woodland creature interest groups everywhere (and dismay from pro-crustacean groups everywhere). Before one can even sign up for a pMYAH!osition as a lacrosse team, one's gender must be ambiguous. It makes no difference whatsoever to how the sport is played, but it seems to be the case nonetheless. Players attempt to catch as many butterflies as possible with their modified butterfly nets. It is a foul is a player hits another player in the crotch with his or her butterfly net. It is also a foul isMYAH! the butterfly eats any player on the team. There is no rule number three! If a girl dates a lacrosse player for the sole purpose of receiving sex, the girl may be referred to as a "lacrossetitute". This definitioMYAH!n can be suppli... |
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| 4. | Pittsburgh Steelers | ||
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n. A football team that was formed in Pittsburgh a long time ago. They sucked until the seventies, but then they started using large amounts of steriods. These steroids gave them the ability to win 4 Super Bowls by cheating. Ever since the seventies started, they have been the luckiest team in the NFL for several reasons:
1. The most memorable play in their history was illegal and incredibly lucky. 2. They were barely noticed for their extreme usage of steroids which gave them 4 Super Bowls. 3. They have not won ONE of their 6 Super Bowls fairly, there is some kind of controversy surrounding every one: '70's: Steroids '05: Injured Carson Palmer, won because most teams suck without their best player. Manning and Plummer can't play in the playoffs. Refs handed them Super Bowl (The Refs are a common Steelers helper; whenever your favorite team plays the Steelers, it is playing both the Steelers and the Refs). '08:Would not have won division had it not been for terrible call in game against Ravens, which would have resulted in the Steelers having to play on the road in the playoffs which equals a loss. Also, every team they had to play in the playoffs beat a team that beat the Steelers in the regular season in the previous round. I'm sure we haven't seen the end of the luckiness in Pittsburgh Bill: Wow the Patriots are much better than the Steelers, Tom. I am pretty sure they will win today
Tom: I don't know, Bill, you have to remember: the Pittsburgh Steelers always have the refs on their side. Larry: Wow I can't believe that play John. I mean, the Steelers won the game because Roethlisberger threw the ball forward and it bounced off of Hines Ward into the hands of Santonio Holmes, who fumbled into the arms of Roethlisberger, who illegally threw it forward again, only to be intercepted, but then the defender fumbled it and then Mike Tomlin stepped on the field and picked it up, and then he threw it to a cunt named Richard Simmons, who happened to be wearing a Steelers jersey. John: Yeah, Larry, the Steelers are so good. Only they would be able to do that. Pissed off football fan: OF COURSE, FUCKING JOHN, THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THAT BECAUSE THEY ARE THE FUCKING STEELERS. THEY ARE ALLOWED TO WIN FOOTBALL GAMES BY CONSTANTLY FUCKING CHEATING. |
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| 5. | Paul Mitchell | ||
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Likes (LOVES) to shaft men in the shitter LAD 1: something stinks of shit
LAD 2: must be paul mitchell LAD 1: he fucks GUYS LAD 3: he ploughed my anus / rectum |
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