A rare, but real case where two (or more) male panda bears forsake their dwindling numbers and have anal sex with each other. The reason this is so rare is because the population is so low that rarely would two male pandas get put in captivity together so anyone could actually watch them.
Hey, you see that gay panda? He is gonna get that other panda to do him up the panda butt.
eww, no wonder them fags are an endangered species.