Specifically, an oxymoron. Because marriage is a biblical term (the context of which being the sacred union of man and woman), gay marriage is doomed right out the gate. The definition is, quite literally, set in stone.

What people don't seem to realize is that there is no religious precedent for gay marriage. Whether it be Judaism, Muslim, Christian, Catholic, Protestant, Hindu... Incidentally, I'm not so sure about the Innu policy on this, but if you're interested, find a fuckin' Eskimo. It's not that gay marriage is illegal, it's just that it's being defeated by semantics. If gay people wanna get married, then they should go write themselves a document and erect themselves a church in Toronto or Massechusets or Somerset or something. And not California, either- it's about time L.A. got it's game up, because New York's been using it as it's royal shitrag for years now.
Church of Gay Marriage: Fuck me, I'd go too, if just for the dancing.
by Gravitas June 16, 2006
I don't know any republicans or people who go to church and everyone I know says the same thing gays should certianley not be allowed to adopt kids and gay marriage is making a joke of marriage
3 years ago sodomie was legalized in new york state now they are talking about gay marriage
by NLR718 July 09, 2006
Hitler can fuck his cow all he wants to.
But he should never be allowed to marry it.
by Dave Foley February 19, 2005
gay marriage is a concept of 2 people of the same sex getting married. It is completely nonsensical.
gay marriage is not a civil right, but a special right. After all, the rules for marriage are ALREADY the same for EVERYONE:

1 single consenting male adult + 1 single consenting female adult

there you have it, that rules applies to everyone. And to any gay man wanting to get married: find yourself a good woman because that is what I would have to do as well. We are completely equal, I couldn't marry another guy either.
by anti-communist/anti-fascist May 25, 2006
I'm kind of 50/50 on gay marriage. On one hand, gays get the same marriage rights as straights; they just choose not to use them. On the other hand, America is the country of freedom and stuff.
I say leave this one up to each state to decide its own gay marriage laws.
by Party Pooper April 02, 2005
Marijuana will never be legal.

Therefore gay marriage should never be legal in a trillion eternities.
Marijuana smokers are opressed man,when butt plunkers get more respect than them.
by What is the world coming to? March 23, 2005
Republicans and Democrats having anal sex together!

Clinton and Bush are fuckin eachother!!
I think those two fags are in the same coven or something.
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