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Marijuana will never be legal.

Therefore gay marriage should never be legal in a trillion eternities.
Marijuana smokers are opressed man,when butt plunkers get more respect than them.
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The ability of two people in the US to enjoy certain benefits alotted to them for BS religious reasons. Marriage is unconstitutional, but what's even worse than that is banning only gays from it for religiosu reasons. You know where else gays can't get married? Nigeria, the Phillipines, Iran, places full of religious nuts. Oh, and just to be sure, Christianity is completely anti-gay. It comes from the New Testament, from Paul. He says they deserves to die, and compares them to all the worst sins of the world (also says non-believers and idolaters need to die, too, just to be fair). Romans 1:18-32
I wonder what the apostle Paul would say about gay marriage...
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The wrath of God is indeed being revealed from heaven against every impiety and wickedness of those who suppress the truth by their wickedness.
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For what can be known about God is evident to them, because God made it evident to them.
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Ever since the creation of the world, his invisible attributes of eternal power and divinity have been able to be understood and perceived in what he has made. As a result, they have no excuse;
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for although they knew God they did not accord him glory as God or give him thanks. Instead, they became vain in their reasoning, and their senseless minds were darkened.
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While claiming to be wise, they became fools
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and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for the likeness of an image of mortal man or of birds or of four-legged animals or of snakes.
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Therefore, God handed them over to impurity through the lusts of their hearts 15 for the mutual degradation of their bodies.
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They exchanged the truth of God for a lie and revered and worshiped the creature rather than the creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.
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Therefore, God handed them over to degrading passions. Their females exchanged natural relations for unnatural,
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and the males likewise gave up natural relations with females and burned with lust for one another. Males did shameful things with males and thus received in their own persons the due penalty for their perversity.
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And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God handed them over to their undiscerning mind to do what is improper.
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They are filled with every form of wickedness, evil, greed, and malice; full of envy, murder, rivalry, treachery, and spite. They are gossips
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and scandalmongers and they hate God. They are insolent, haughty, boastful, ingenious in their wickedness, and rebellious toward their parents.
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They are senseless, faithless, heartless, ruthless.
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Although they know the just decree of God that all who practice such things deserve death, they not only do them but give approval to those who practice them.
by CountJulian February 09, 2006
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you arent born gay. thats impossible. if your born male, you're gonna like females. males turn gay cause their mother babied them when they were young, or they hung out with females all the time when they were kids.

and this is why gay marriage should be banned. if you can turn gay, then you can turn straight again.

leave us straights alone. we've banned gay marriage and thats the end, so stop your whining.
imagine yourself a straight kid being adobted by faggots, how would you feel?
by 555 April 26, 2005
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When two people of the same gender become one in holy matrimony. There's nothing wrong with it, but some people believe that it's wrong or that they are trying to get attention. They aren't. It's not a choice. Who would choose a harder life?
You don't have to be an animal to support animal rights, so you don't have to be gay to support gay marriage.
by EvilSavage June 26, 2016
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When faggots get married in San Francisco. The gay marriage ceremony involves 2 faggots oiling each other up and then pumping each other up the ass like New Kids on the Block did to Marky Mark before he was a star. Then the faggots celebrate by coming all over each other and smearing it all over each other. Lesbians celebrate by eating out (wink, wink).
Ja Rule: Hey Dre let's go to San Francisco, we can get a gay marriage!
Dr. Dre: I ain't gonna marry you, I'm a Doctor you ain't shit.
Ludacris: But, but I don't like women, amma go write another love song with Ashanti...(runs away crying like a girl)
by TruthMaster July 10, 2008
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A sick idea where gays want to pretend they're straight couples and want everyone else to partake in this little pretend idea of theirs.
You can fuck your dog for all I care just don't tell me I have to partake in your sick fantasies.
by sick queers February 19, 2005
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Official public recognition of the fact that one man has committed himself to shoving his dick up the shithole of his partner and no other. That way they can keep their virus infected dicks from spreading throughout the community.
Thanks to gay marriage I can now suck my partners fecal-coated dick and still be covered by his company medical plan for my annual disease screening.
by Rick V July 10, 2008
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