1. overcompensation of machismo that is overshadowed by the subject's obvious latent homosexuality generally characterized by attire such as butt-rock t-shirts and other such macho-bullshit that's asinine.
2. any fan of 90's nu-metal bands such as slipknot or mudvayne who espouse the attitude of that wave of crappy music in the late 90's. or any fan of hair-metal from the 80's such as motely crue or whatnot that feels as though this makes them masculine.
3. an excessively aggressive male who uses any excuse to get intimately close to other men even if it involves resorting to violence in order to satiate the latent homosexual feelings he harbors.
4. any male by which life is defined by the male's latent homosexuality he harbors that causes him feelings of constant anger that can only be absolved by getting anally penetrated by the men he denies his love for and as he never will cop to his homosexuality will spend his life in a perpetual state of anger and denial.
steven: "Dude! You see that guy with the guns n' rosese shirt listening to pantera with the mullet over there? he's totally gay-macho!"
mike: "yeah but don't let him hear you say that or he might come over and start shit bro."
steven: "yeah a gay-macho guy like that would love to touch me anyway he can."
A deceptive variety of gay man, who has the appearance of a very macho, straight man, but is indeed, very very gay.
Marked by flat tops, jorts, combat boots, and steroid use; overly manicured goatee's are also common.
They enjoy working out, motorcylces, Ultimate fighting, Oprah, and dancing.
Dude the guy on the cover of that Body Builder Magazine, is totally prison gay.
A term used to describe masculine/macho male who is 'in-a-way' gay/sissy/feminine/metro-sexual.
Can also be used to describe things that appears to be tough, but actually is not what people would expect.
1. Despite his size, they call him Macho Mary.
2. Look at that Macho Mary over there, LOL.
3. World of Warcraft - Paladins are such Macho Mary.
|4.||Macho Gay Touching (MGT)|
When one sexually frustrated male attempts to disguise his homosexual leanings by undertaking seemingly ‘macho’ acts which would give one an opportunity to touch other males.
Examples of Macho Gay Touching (MGT)
Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.
Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?
Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?
Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.
Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!
Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!
Meatspin us a homosexual act where one gay man sits
On a chair while his boyfriend bounces the fuck put of his dick
And spinning it right round.
Macho Man 1: hey you want to meatspin me tonight???
Macho Man 2: ah he'll yeah
n. A straight man who says or does something that makes him appear gay.
adj. Of or relating to a heteromo. Used to describe a straight man who appears gay, or any act or remark which may qualify as a labeler for being a heteromo.
Even though Brian sings showtunes and wears a lot of pink, he is not actually gay, he is just a heteromo.
The way Robb commented about Andy's figure was a little bit heteromo.
Word used by Slim Jim/Steroid Freak Macho Man Randy Savage!
Also The Kool-aid guy's catch phrase after bursting through the wall of two Men having Angry make up sex!
Gay man with lisp> Omg iths a big red juicsthy guy!
Regular Flamer> Hey wanna join us?
Kool-aid guy> OH NO!!!!
Macho man> Oh yeah!!!!