Guy Two : hahaha, looks like some ones been recieving penis"
"Sorry bro, that was a Gay Fart"
"A Gay Fart?"
"Let's take our shirts off and kiss"
"No way Steve, I'm so jealous."
"Not to worry my homosexual friend, lucky for you I got a case of the gay farts."
"OH MY LANTA!!! Get your sweet ass over here and fart in my mouth."
"Nothing would please me more."