| 1. | Juvenile pot pie | ||
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Every seven weeks, an adolescent child will take their dinner to their room. Shortly after arriving, they decide to masturbate into the nutritious meal, thus creating a juvenile pie. The act is only complete after baking the "pie" at 400 degrees for 15 minutes. Said "pie" is usually thrown at gay clowns after baking. Kenny hated gay clowns so he took his favorite meal upstairs and made a Juvenile pot pie.
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| 2. | Faygo | ||
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Carbonated urine that came from gay clowns. Faygo may contain hepatitis and AIDS.
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| 3. | Vienna Bus Stop | ||
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1. "Vienna Bus Stop" is a term that refers to two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants (not in his pocket).
2. "Vienna Bus Stop" can also refer to any number of non-descript acts. 3. "Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop" or "A Vienna Bus Stop" can also be interchanged with almost all punch lines. 1. "Is that what I think it is? Is that a 'Vienna Bus Stop'?" - Frank
"No, Frank. That is not a 'Vienna Bus Stop'; actually, it is an Amish Pretzle. A 'Vienna Bus Stop' is two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants." - Genevieve 2. "I'm sorry Martha, I can't make it to your fossil dig today. I have to get a 'Vienna Bus Stop'* later this evening." - Alfred "Really? I'm sorry to hear that" - Martha *This use of 'Vienna Bus Stop' is refering to having his wisdom teeth pulled. 3. "What's worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Sven "I Don't Know. What is worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Lanson "A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Sven or "Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Ferdinand "I do not contain the fruits of the answer to your querie Ferdinand, so Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Patricia "Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Ferdinand |
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| 4. | Cirque Du Soleil | ||
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a show which features a bunch of french clowns blowing themselves. And making wierd noises/ (switching through the channels stop at 77) "What the fuck is this shit called Cirque Du Soleil, some fucking clowns blowing himself."
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| 5. | Hip Hop Community | ||
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A large group of inbred, unoriginal, unintelligent, talentless, inferior retards that dress like female clowns (silly sideways hats, cheap jewelry, ugly & baggy unatractively colorful clothes) and contribute nothing to society except crime, poverty, and... well, they DO contribute something to society actually: LAUGHTER - everyone laughs at them. As the hip hop community continues to support gay talentless "rappers," whitey sits back and counts all the money.
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| 6. | G-unit crip | ||
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The most stupid shit i've ever hear from the fakest and dumbass member of gay unit...Spider Loc aint even a gangsta.
#1:Hey nigga have u ever hear bout G-unit crip gang?
#2:G-unit crip? wtf is dat? G-unit crip aint a gang,they' just a club of clowns an wankstas...My grandma is even more dangerous than them. #1:Fo' sho nigga...!!! |
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| 7. | Gay Anal Clowning | ||
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A clown face painted on ass with a clown nose inserted in crack expecting anal sex. I was going to fuck him until I realized he was into gay anal clowning.
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