Thomas: (Throws an IPod touch at Ben playing a gay porn video: "Cowboys riding stallions" at full volume)
Ben: "What the fuck! Why did you have to gay bomb right in the middle of Minecraft! I'm killling a creeper asshole!"
A strong aphrodisiac could be dropped on enemy troops, ideally one which would also cause "homosexual behaviour". The aphrodisiac weapon was described as "distasteful but completely non-lethal".