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A lying hypocrit that can't get any thing, and uses a blow up doll.
by M1A2 April 09, 2003
 
1.
When a situation or person is to your immense dislike, or not satisfactory in some way it is gaspard.
Anna, you have destroyed my life and made it not worth living you stupid gaspard.
The weather outside is gaspard, but the fire is ungaspard.
There is nothing in the cupboard for my tea, and all my flatmates eat is smash and toast, Oh Gaspard!!!
by Joshgoody November 17, 2006