The supreme act of eternal matrimony in which the man slips his cornhole into the woman's nose and lets his testicles rest in her eyes. The man then proceeds to fart while the woman's nose is in his ballon knot. This creates the illusion of the woman wearing a gas mask. In some cultures this is a sacred custom which is practised in holy marriage.

"As I slipped on his Arabian Gasmask, I knew that he was the one for me. We were one soul, and one mind."

"The particular smell in John's Arabian Gasmask solidified our relationship, and I knew I was in Love"

"Me and gary continually argue over who gets to Arabian Gasmask who, He says my anus is cleaner. But I disagree due to my chronic Screechies."

Arabian Gasmask by Dr. Wilma May 16, 2006

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bulgarian gasmask

When the sexual parter at the top of sixty-nine sits up on their partners face, and positions their rectum above the face of said partner and rips asshole. Gasmask indicating moisture and particle debris. Sleep well.

"Hey Joe, did you see the video of Brandon giving Ashley a Bulgarian gasmask?"

bulgarian gasmask by joelrose February 24, 2007

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afghanistan gasmask

The sexual act of placing your testicles over a person's eyes, and farting in their mouths.

The first time my girlfriend and I had sex, I gave her an afghanistan gasmask, and she loved it.

afghanistan gasmask by SmellyClown December 4, 2013

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bulgarian gasmask

A good way to get pinkeye.

Ashley got pinkeye from Joe's stinkeye. He gave her a bulgarian gasmask.

bulgarian gasmask by Dangerville February 17, 2010

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