| 1. | Goin' dummy | ||
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Straight lettin' loose to your favorite song, whether you're in the whip or on the dance floor. Many times it may consist of shakin' them dreads or gettin stupid. Person 1: Hey man stop knockin me all over the dance floor.
Person 2: Shutup and start goin' dummy too mayne! |
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| 2. | ambergaskins | ||
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Ambergaskins in a viral infection, most commonly spread through contact with the urine of an infected individual. The disease can also be spread through sexual intercourse. The infected will be affected by the following symptoms:
-Instant regret -Depression -Lightheaded -Night sweats -Chills -Fever -Muscular pain -Diarrhea -Inability to maintain an erection -Uncontrollable, and frequent bowl movements -Bloating If infected it's best to isolate yourself from human contact for at least 72 hours, because no one will ever forgive you for passing on the Ambergaskins to them. Most of the time, the disease will have subsided and you will not experience anymore side effects, unless of course you are reunited with the Ambergaskins once more. However, there are certain individuals who will become permanent carriers of the Ambergaskins virus. Prolonged sexual contact (i.e. longer than one year) with someone who suffers from Ambergaskins can make you permanently infected, subjecting yourself to endless ridicule, and regret for the rest of your life. You: Hmm, the bed is all wet again. Was that from your water bottle?
Her: Noo... You: Sweet jesus fuck, you pissed the bed! I'm going to get the Ambergaskins! |
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| 3. | Schmoof | ||
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Obtains any meaning that the user chooses. Definitions can be implied by context, usage, and tone of voice. "I totally schmoofed you in Halo."
"Man, my dad is such a schmoof." "I'm positive that Shawn and her schmoofed after the concert. I heard them in the other room." |
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| 4. | Gaskill | ||
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The name of a dysfunctional family located within the Southeast region of the country. "The Osbournes got nothing on the Gaskills."
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| 5. | masturtexting | ||
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masturbating with the visual created from sensual text messages thru text msg.
boy: what are you wearing? girl: tanktop and undies boy: take it off girl: which one's first? the tanktop or undies? boy: shit, i think i'm having a boner girl: oh my god you're masturtexting |
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