| 309. | truckmount | ||
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Slang or generally generic term for carpet cleaning machine mounted in a van or trailer. Comes in many variations. The BEST equipment for cleaning carpet, upholstery, and tile and grout. Some heat the water via heat exchanger, diverting exhaust gases to heat water. Stanley Steemer uses such a device. Others employ propane, diesel, or kerosene burners. Some even run off the engine of the van or truck itself. Ted: I got my carpet cleaned yesterday.
Bill: Did they use a truckmount? If not, you got screwed dude! |
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| 310. | Florida Breezer | ||
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A Florida Breezer is when you are chillin' at home with your friends and let a nice hot fart out in front of a fan that was cooling everyone down in the room. The fan than redirects your gases toward all the people you are across from. Best done when the fan is in the "turning" mode to maximize the spread. Man we were all coolin' at Rick's smokin' some weed when he gave us all a Florida Breeze!
Fat Jenny tried to hit us with a Florida Breezer but we grabbed the fan and pushed that shit-wind back at her! Last night my bitch gave me a Mexican Blowjob So I gave her a Flo-beezy the next day. |
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| 311. | shnagglepuss | ||
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usually a sasquatch like ginger and or blonde, capable of zero to mild intelligence with a face akin to a deformed baboon and teeth like a homosexual vampire, the "puss" is so stupid its interests can be described in one sentence and its diet is equivalent to a mentally disabled six-year-old, its eyesight is horrendous because of its constant urge of having scrotums dangle on its eyes , it also is gender confused and gets turned on by the scent of its own anal gases (eggz) hey whats that fat blonde thing over there staring at itself? it looks like bigfoot if he had a learning disability or maybe down syndrome? No bro thats the shnagglepuss dont mess with it while its trying to look at itself it'll eat your dick off and play naked patty cake with your nuts while it farts
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| 312. | thorken | ||
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To search the beach for expired seagulls and suck the decaying gases from their rectums. Boy 1: Have you seen Bob, he is really late again?
Boy 2: Ya, the Laubenator is down thorken by the ocean again. we should probably go on ahead. He'll be awhile. |
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| 313. | fartblaster | ||
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One who uses great force to let out extreme waves of gaseous, toxic odours and does so intentionally. One who not only profusely and deliberately expels all nasty smelling gases from body but does so with pride. The kids and I were choking on this horrible odour in the room, that fartblaster had no shame.
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| 314. | Hershey Hailstone | ||
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When the gases in your colon are so great that they fire out a turd that bounces of the porcelain with loud report! After Jon ate that burrito he was raining some serious "Hershey Hailstone!"
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| 315. | darf | ||
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A portmanteau that encompasses all of the wordy descriptions for having diarrhea. Issues arise in the English language when attempting to succinctly state wordy and cumbersome thoughts such as "She was puking and blowing out diarrhea at the same time." It simplifies and brings the idea of liquid feces in line with vomit and other actions that involve unsavory ways the body releases fluids and gases. Etymology: A portmanteau of dump and barf combined by using the d in dump and arf in barf. She was puking and darfing at the same time!
Before the race her nerves caused her to darf as a from of pre-race conditioning. Mrs. Gladtone darfed amidst her speech. Man, I really want to amplify the word poop! How is that even possible?? Oh, I know! I'll use the word darf! |
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