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Noun: (1) a dick that is so small, the woman feels as if she is trying to queef during sex. (2) a dick that putters from disuse. (3) a dick that has recently been involved in anal sex and now smells "gassy."
After our anal romp, he had gasdick!
by Gasdick March 15, 2016

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