When two people of any sex adopt the ass to ass position and one or both of the individuals passes gas into the other person's turd splitter.
While she was sleeping, I felt a dutch oven coming on and to maximize the effectiveness I gave her the ol' gas attendant.
by Captain Chimo August 22, 2010
An enlightened person who knows everything but has nothing better to do with their live. They never tell anyone because they would think they where lying or insane.
Next time you go and get gas ask the gas station attendant a question they tell you either:
1) that they don't know - but they actually do or
2) an answer in which you don't know weather they are lying or not
1) that they don't know - but they actually do or
2) an answer in which you don't know weather they are lying or not
by edggya June 22, 2009