1. The $0.99 protection you buy at the nearest gas station (Ex. Casey's) when you're about to do the nasty but you're partner is making a giant fit about you not using protection and when you do get the protection it breaks and your partner gets STD's... good going...
I bought a gas station condom, it broke, she's pregnant, and her Father is about to kick my ass.
by SylayS January 03, 2014