|1.||gas station coke drinker|
People who are never seen without a big old 32 ounce coke, mountain dew or other large beverage from a gas station in their hand. They are also the last person in the world based upon their weight and existing diet that should be walking around 24/7/365 slammin down gallons of soda.
Here comes that fatass gas station coke drinker. She couldn't pass up a 32 ounce 600 calorie soda if her life depended upon it. She's always having to stop and pick one up on her way and then sitting down sucking it up and over her rotten ass teeth.